burgers.

all burgers served medium well.

burgers are dressed with fresh lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles and our special house sauce.
your choice of grass-fed beef, diestel turkey patty or our house-made veggie patty. substitute our house marinated chicken breast (+1) or sustainable wild caught alaskan salmon (+3) add an extra patty to any burger starting at $3.

Your choice of regular bun, whole wheat bun, gluten free bun (+1) or lettuce wrap (+1) burgers are served with a side of shoestring fries or coleslaw.
upgrade to sweet potato or curly fries (+1) tots or onion rings (+2)

    burger … lettuce | onion | pickles | tomato 7
    dude … guacamole l bacon l jack cheese 9.75
    chuck norris… jalapeno l jalapeno aioli l jack cheese 8.25
    syd barrett … mushroom l swiss cheese 8.25
    mike d … house-made veggie patty l jack cheese 7.75
    hank williams sr. … onion ring l bacon l cheddar cheese l house-made bbq 9.75
    chili burger … house-made chili l cheddar cheese 8.75
    phatty … grilled cheese sandwich bun l bacon l cheese 10.5
    snooki …grilled cheese sandwich bun l house-made chili l beef patty 10.5
    bluto brutus… three patties and a fried egg 16
    luther … donut bun l bacon l american cheese 9.75
    johnny marzetti … house-made mac n’ cheese burger 9.5
    spicoli … fries l swiss cheese l house made guac l jalapeno aioli 9.25
    marilyn monroe … artichoke hearts l swiss l aioli 8.25
    dolly parton … double cheeseburger | american 11.75
    lowrider … pepper jack l guacamole l cholula 8.75
    D.A.C. … bacon l smoked cheddar l house made bbq l jalapeno aioli 9
    jake blues … bleu cheese l bacon | mayo 9
    bubba … turkey patty l grilled pineapple l house-made teriyaki l sweet potato fries 9
    johnny cash … fries l bacon l bleu cheese. 9.5 add bacon bleu cheese fries +2
    bruce lee…turkey patty I jalapenos I pineapple I pepperjack I jalapeno aioli 8.75
    pinkburger … sustainable wild caught alaskan salmon | jalapeno aioli 11.5
    death star … jalapeno aioli | bbq | onion ring | pepper jack cheese cube | 9

salads.

top any salad with a patty starting at $3

    house salad … iceberg lettuce I cucumbers I red onion I tomato | carrot 7.5
    spinach … red onion l cherry tomato l bacon l lemon shallot vinaigrette 9.5
    arugula … avocado l pine nut l parmesan crisp 9.5
    chopped … bacon l avocado l egg l bleu cheese l tomato 9.5
    kale … pink lady apple l bacon l lemon shallot vinaigrette 8.5

sides.

    slug fries … shoestring fries l american cheese l house sauce l grilled onions 6.5
    nacho fries… shoestring fries l chili l cheese l sour cream l guacamole l onion l tomato 7.5
    nacho tots … tater tots l chili l cheese l sour cream l guacamole l onion l tomato 9.5

    chili cheese fries 6.5 onion rings 6
    s’mac curly fries 6
    cup 4.5 bowl 6.5 tator tots 6
    housemade chili garlic fries 5.5
    cup 4.5 bowl 6.5 50/50 fries 5
    coleslaw 4.5 shoestring fries 4
    johnny cash fries 6 sweet potato fries 6

sliders.

served on a bed of fries

    jedi sliders … three sliders l crispy pepper jack cubes I pickles 9
    adam sandler … two full sized sloppy sloppy chili joe’s 7
    sarah silverman … three sliders l swiss l grilled onions l guac l jalapeno aioli 9.5
    don ho … hawaiian sweet rolls l fresh pineapple l bacon aioli 9.25
    kobe sliders … wagyu beef I sauteed onion I sauteed mushrooms I bacon aioli I side of tots 11.5
    lamb sliders … caramelized onions l aioli 9.5
    wingnut … grilled onions l bleu cheese l coleslaw 9.25
    jane doe … three sliders | plain 7.25

show dogs.

served on a bed of fries

    ditch dog … house-made mac n’ cheese I 7.75
    east LA dog … bacon wrapped dog l grilled jalapenos l grilled onions 7.75
    nate dogg … house-made chili I 7.75
    john doe… ¼ lb beef dog l 5.75

sandwiches.

served on a bed of fries

    triple decker grilled cheese … cheddar l jack l grilled onions 6.5
    smac’wich … grilled cheese sandwich bun l house-made mac n’ cheese 8
    bill and ted’s excellent sandwich … B.L.T | jalapeno aioli | grilled cheese sandwich bun 9.5
    foghorn leghorn … house marinated chicken breast | spinach | tomato | red onion | ranch | parmesan crisp | grilled bread 8.5

wood fired pizza.

 
dough is made fresh daily
gluten-free crust when available
pizzas are cooked in our wood-fired oven … char is good!
– denotes a sauceless pizza –
sauces are house-made
vegetables are market fresh and organic

    plane jane tomato sauce | shredded mozzarella 8 add pepperoni +2
    pogliaghi arugula | garlic | sun dried tomato | fresh mozzarella 10
    atala house made pesto | sun dried tomato | fresh mozzarella 9
    magritte tomato | fresh mozzarella | basil 9
    jamie’s cryin prosciutto | feta | pepperoncini l artichoke hearts | ranch 10
    iz bacon | pineapple | caramelized onion 9
    -lambjoun- lamb | mint | feta | grilled onion | roasted red peppers | pine nuts rosemary garlic oil 10
    -toadstool- shiitake & crimini mushrooms l goat cheese l parmesan l chives 11
    your choice of truffle oil or honey garnish

shakes. $5.75

Double Rainbow ice cream. “All of our ice creams are made with milk and cream that come from cows that are not treated with hormones.” Based in San Francisco, founded 1976.

    flavors
    vanilla bean I chocolate I mint chip I banana I strawberry I double chocolate I “1520”
    oreo I cinnamon l caramel I peanut butter I coffee I mocha I cherry | raspberry

    create your own
    mix it up! … or add the following
    oreos | chocolate chips | banana | chocolate syrup | peanut butter

premium beverages.

pellegrino agua de coco
aranciata coca cola.
clementina apple juice
limonata sparkling apple juice
aranciat rossa redbull. 8.4oz regular/sugar free
pompelo acqua panna still water
jones soda bundaberg ginger beer
cream soda
green apple
strawberry lime
bubble gum

breakfast sammies.

    beer cheese dip 6.5
    melted gruyere, smoked cheddar, and american cheese infused with beer. served warm, topped with bacon crumbles, served with a side of tortilla chips.
    safe for kids, can omit bacon for vegetarian. not gluten free.
    homer simpson 8.5
    grass-fed beef patty, served open faced topped with fries, melted beer cheese, and bacon bits. side of fries.
    vader taters 8.5
    tater tots smothered in beer cheese, topped with bacon bits and diced jalapeno

specials.

beer cheese dip 6.5
melted gruyere, smoked cheddar, and american cheese infused with beer. served warm, topped with bacon crumbles, served with a side of tortilla chips.

    the brain 5.75
    american cheese | hash browns | fried egg | lettuce | tomato | mayo
    served with a side of shoestring fries

    the criminal 6
    sliced hotdog | american cheese | fried egg | hash browns | lettuce | tomato | mayo
    served with a side of shoestring fries

    the athlete 6.25
    sausage patty | american cheese | fried egg | hash browns | lettuce | tomato | mayo
    served with a side of shoestring fries

    the basketcase 6.25
    canadian bacon | american cheese | fried egg | hash browns | lettuce | tomato | mayo
    served with a side of shoestring fries